July 15, 2007

  • Now I know I'm definitely going to hell. Not only did I cancel my subscription to National Geographic and told L.L.Bean that I didn't want their catalog anymore, but I also just read a children's book. That, in and of itself isn't that hell deserving, but my first thoughts afterwards might be.
    You see, it was the story {beautifully illustrated} of a lonely old farmer who, on Christmas Eve, found a horse wandering in the snowy woods. He brought the mare home and got her warmed and fed and settled in his barn. When he checked on her in the morning, she was not alone - - she had a beautiful little foal beside her----cue hell----my first thought was - - name it Jesus - - - -OY !

Comments (4)

  • Goodness me...you've zoomed from the bottom of my updated subs list to the top with this!

    I think you'll be forgiven your horsey heresy, I'll put in a good word for you anyway.

    I used to make good collages out of the pictures from old National Geographics, now I just get updates from their website.

  • the road to hell is paved with people who canceled their subscriptions to National Geographic...

  • Hey, amen sister! You don't need all that paper cluttering your mailbox...plus, everything at Bean's is made in China these days, which means it'll probably kill your dog and make your kids stupid. And I know, I used to work there.

    Yes. The bible is just a book. A fascinating read, to be sure, but full of inconsistencies and paradox. Plus, who's that Paul guy anyway? He never even hung out with that Christ guy, and yet he takes up like half of the new testament. B.S. if you ask me...

  • Jesus H in a handbag. My mother is getting more blog comments than I am??

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