Month: January 2008

  • Welcome to Taxachusetts

    Mocketh not, but I have been gathering my tax stuff together. My need-to-know about my finances, and where my economy is headed, has been prompted, in part, because it's an election year. It's time to ask, "what my country can do for me...". My other impetus is that Mass. is always taking its two-cents worth in some form of tax. Time to find the loophole.

    One of the exceptions to the "...and the state taketh away" rules is that this year we have raised our minimum wage to a whopping 8.00 per hr. Now, don't start packing - cuz there's lots to consider if you're gonna live here. If you're still game, watch out when they frisk you at the borders.

    First, let's go house shopping. Haha. I live in a small, rural town 25 miles to the left of Boston - west of historic Concord, with its Minutemen, and Walden Pond, and pots of 'old money' Oy ! (not) !! Mine is an ex-farming, currently high-tech, average income (ridiculously high), community. We are 10.4 sq. mi. - population about 5,000. The average house price is 545k. I can tell that some of you are unpacking already. (May I also add that my home is wa-a-y below town average.)

    Taxes. Let's start with the town taxes. Each town has its own property tax which is set at Town Meeting - an annual event - along with all the other budgetary items. My town has one of the highest in the state at $14.14 per thousand at 100% evaluation (14.14 x 545 = a bunch). Another town tax is the annual Excise tax on any and all vehicles, including boats. It's $25. per thousand on a sliding scale of blue book value, for the first 5 yrs., then it's a flat $25 every year thereafter.

    Now, onto, some of the highest in the country - State Taxes. One of the biggies, is the additional 5.3% income tax. Next comes the 5% sales tax on everything except food and clothing. So, buy your new car and pay your 5% sales tax, drive home and pay your (25. per thou.) excise tax. You'd better hope it's fuel efficient, cuz it's going to cost you an addt'l .22 per gal. There's an additional $1.51 per pack of cigs. and an extra $4.05 per gallon of booze, beer, or wine. We have the Bottle Bill which is going to cost you a nickel on every can and most 1 + 2 ltr bottles of beverages. Our tourists get to pay, in general, a 5.7% room tax (up to 9.7 by town vote), and we all pay a 5% meals tax in our restaurants and for take out. Speaking of restaurants, that $8.00 min. wage....it doesn't necessarily apply to waiters and waitresses. Anyone in the service (get tips) industry may be paid as little as 2.63 per hour.

    We also have mandatory Health Insurance, compulsory car insurance, annual car inspections. We've legalized same-sex marriages (..but not divorces). We have the best consumer rights law, great conservation programs and mandatory allotment for low-income housing. There are great education incentives and some of the best colleges and universities. We have wonderful hospitals and research facilities. As icing on this chilly little cupcake...we also have, not only The World Series Red Sox, but also,- TA DAH - the 2008 Super Bowl Champions - The Patriots !!!! (Oh, didn't they play, yet??!!) hehehe

    There are all sorts of ins and outs to playing the Tax Game, but, they don't call it Taxachusetts for nothing. Maybe someday I'll blog more about why I stay here. You've probably been able to figure out that it has more to do with my roots and my family, than with any fiscal responsibility. These are just some of the factors that I take with me into that voting booth. And when a new tax gets enacted, I grumble just as much about the citizens who don't vote, as I do about the politicians. Vote...please!

    Well, it's back to the paperwork, for me. I think I'm gonna need some "people". Wish me luck and deductions. Ta.
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  • Complaint Dept. - Update

    1.) Remember back in November, when I told you about writing to the Veteran's Administration. I suggested to them that the certificates of honor, thanking the soldiers for their service, might be even more appreciated by the soldiers themselves. As it stands, they send them to a deceased soldier's family. Last week, I got another certificate in the mail. No response....just another beautiful certificate. I think they 'misconscrewed' . They are busy.

    2.) Then there was the birth control commercial that I took to task for undue tackiness. They claimed "it's the most advanced piece of technology you will ever pee on." Clever ? Perhaps...but a little high on the tacky meter. I saw it again yesterday, and, lo and behold, they cleaned it up. Now it claims "it's the most advanced piece of technology you'll ever... ahem, - you know". I was amazed. I guess that I wasn't the only griper.

    So, there you have it - you win some, you lose some - sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug.

    But, it's certainly worth speaking your mind. Ta
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  • If I Made Them....

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    .....no, not the cookies.....New Years Resolutions !
    If I did, this would surely be included.....
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    If you planted hope today in any hopeless heart,
    If someone's burden was lighter because you did your part,
    If you caused a laugh that chased a tear away,
    If tonight your name is mentioned when someone kneels to pray,
    Then your day was well spent.

    .....sounds very Xanganese, doesn't it ?
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  • I knew I should have made cookies...........

    Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies

    1 cup of butter
    1 tsp baking soda
    1 cup of sugar
    1 tsp salt
    1 cup brown sugar
    4 large eggs
    1 cup nuts
    1 cups dried fruit
    1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

    Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

    Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

    Add one peastoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another cup...just in case

    Turn off the mixerer thingy.

    Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

    Pick the frickin' fruit off the floor...

    Mix on the turner

    If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters, just pry it loose with a screwdriver.

    Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisity.

    Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who geeves a sheeve. Check the Cuervo.. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table.

    Greash the Oven

    Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

    Don't forget to beat the turner

    Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
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    Now that would have made a Cherry Mistmas !

    Thanks for the recipe, Pat. Next year....you and me...cuz you should never bake alone.....
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